pre post tour wrap-up

expect this tomorrow or the following night brad. i've had time to recollect myself and write down a lot of things that happened, and it's helped me remember a lot that i had forgotten. suspense!

The end.

Rich saved approximately $60 by flying home 2 days later than everyone
else.

roll the credits

we made it back from TJ. strangely enough, we were only the vicims of attempted extortion when we got BACK to the u.s.

thanks california. civilization jr has been a very welcoming place.


love forced forward

Last day

Rich puked again.

Property of Rich Miles

K@ is in for two minutes of pleasure and forty five minutes of tears.

Rich Miles- A Photoshoot

He's lovely.

right back at the start...

We're back in ventura for another show. The show was pretty sweet. I enjoyed Blacklisted set. I also watched the Eagles lose in their all-so common fashion. We'll get 'em next year, again.

no need for lies if the news aint breaking

hahaha wow

hello

hello. there has been no computer access so this has been lacking. gus pooped himself. i'll post more later.

Updates..

Last night was the show in Petaluma. We all wish there would have been
more people there.

Afterwards, we drove to San Fran to meet Crange and Alex. I ate a meal
of punishment at 7-11 because Del Taco was closed. We then returned to
the Lusty Lady. I taught one of the women Rich's name, and laughs were
had by all. Unfortunately, no one came.

Then we started the long journey back to the LA area. I slept through
most of this, but rest assured that it sucked.

Oh yeah, I called a girl at the Petaluma show "sweet tits." She was not
pleased.

Anyway, we got breakfast at Del Taco. I missed its fatty embrace. Then
we dicked around for a while and made tour covers for the LP. They're a
sick "Slip It In" rip. Only 25 made!

Then we picked up Hillary, pictured above. We went to Del Taco again.
It was great. Despite this, the added tension of another passenger,
mixed with the odor of her menses has raised the tension level in the
van. In an attempt to lighten the mood, Craig pretended to drink his
own urine. Many were grossed out. Unfortunately, this did not prevent
Gus and Rich from partaking in an altercation. There was a lot of
verbal assault, which stemmed from Blam's krakdown on temperature
regulation.

We're now en route to Riverside, CA.

Golden Gate

I'll suck a cock on the Golden Gate before I bring you a mixed green,
buddy.

Golden Era

Rich Miles got forcefed vegan flan. It tasted like total shit.

San Francisco

Sarah Plante was cool enough to take us to eat before she had to go to
work. We ate at Golden Era, shit was pretty good.

Dissed & Dismissed

Rich shit into a potato chip bag behind a dumpster in the wee hours of
the morning. He's well on his way to homelessness.

San Fran

So my phone died last night, so I missed some solid blogging. San Fran
is pretty cool thusfar. I got mad at two dirtbag hippie fucks and told
them, "I pray to god you die before the sun rises." Hopefully it
happened.

Rich, Gus, Craig, and I went to "The Lusty Lady." It was a wild
experience. You put money in, girls dance, and they can see you.
You're supposed to jerk off. We put our money in, and the girl sees my
Bad Brains shirt and says, "You like the Bad Brains?" I yell, "Fuck
yeah I like the Bad Brains!" It was all downhill from there. A hot
black girl danced for Craig, but my yelling prevented him from
completion. The girls dancing made fun of Rich, and I knew he was a
huge baby, so I had to take one for the team and finish. I don't know
how I did it, but I assure you the dancing women didn't help and it was
completely unsatisfying.

Every time we drive through a tunnel, everyone yells at Rich and tells
him all the ways he's disappointed them. It's very damaging to his
gentle soul.

We're going back to SF today, and the show tonight is in Petaluma.

day 7, no skateboards, rubbie booths

as much as i'd like to write a long winded thing right now, i don't have the patience to sit here for that long. im hyper, it's 3:30 in the morning and i want to run around. i'm waiting for laundry to get done, and san francisco rules. gus and scott have already started snoring, and rich got made fun of by a stripper in a rubbie booth today. klint will probably post something about that since he was there for it. that happening is probably one of my favorite things that has happened yet. santa cruz is a weird place and i don't think there is one angry person in that town. i wouldn't mind if i never saw it again. no santa cruz skateboard shop? that's stupid.

i'm going to try and write a couple things tomorrow to make up for this, but like i said, im hyper and there's a pool here, so i'm going to go do something i'll regret.

my top 7 things for the past couple days :
1. descendents
2. dys
3. lemonade
4. hot tea
5. sling blade voice
6. messages
7. apples and bananas

"i cum on my tummy from time to time, so what." - rich miles

Santa Cruz

It's full of hippies, transients, hobos, and undesireables. I'm not in
any rush to return.

There are no norms in santa cruz. Its horrifying.

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Rich Quote:

"I look like I've been ridden hard and put away wet."

Rich miles is giving craig weird looks. Im scared because im in between. BBB aparently hates a hot van. Everything sux.

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